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They're also back now!!

 

The cheesecake, or Roseanne's posterior?

On a semi-un-related note.  I may have told this story before, but my wife works for a company that builds software that monitors complaints.  The software typically logs the call, catalogs the callers information, and often will send a coupon out to that address to help calm the complainer down.  Cheesecake Factory is one of the clients for this software.

Some guy figured out how to game the system ala Laslo from Real Genius and his computer filling out the frito-lay sweepstakes entries.  This guy programmed his computer to make hundreds of complaints to the system about the Cheesecake Factory and ended up getting thousands of dollars worth of coupons for free cheesecake.

They finally figured out how to change the system so that a receipt had to be provided with each complaint, but somewhere out there, somebody is enjoying all the pumpkin pecan cheesecake that they can stuff down their gullet.

 

Real Genius is an underrated classic


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Posted : 09/10/2026 2:52 pm
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Posted by: @larsiu
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Elbow patches or nah?

Bruh, it's always elbow patches.


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Posted : 09/10/2026 2:55 pm
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@snarlcakes i saw wrigley was absolutely jammed the other day and i thought wow maybe i was wrong and snarl was right.  but no it was nebraska volleyball

 

I know nothing about soccer and just dropped half of what I won last night on some team called Bayern…yep I’m a degenerate gambler 

 


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Posted : 09/10/2026 3:19 pm
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@spartans9312 lmao. well if you're going to blindly gamble that's certainly not a bad one to pick


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Posted : 09/10/2026 3:27 pm
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…yep I’m a degenerate gambler 

 

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Posted : 09/10/2026 3:46 pm
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yep I’m a degenerate gambler 

OMG, you must be betting on Bitcoin to get that title.


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Posted : 09/10/2026 3:59 pm
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@spartans9312 lmao. well if you're going to blindly gamble that's certainly not a bad one to pick

 

Actually it says I bet on the team they are playing not to win…I don’t know if that means I win with a tie or if they even have ties in this game 

 


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Posted : 09/10/2026 4:04 pm
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I don't like it but Democrats do the same thing all the time.

no they don't

 

Lol. Bidens shimmy checks.  Obama's free health care to those who don't work while jacking up costs on us workers to pay for it.  They do it all the time.  Free shit for any non worker.

 

none of which was tied to the dems winning an election.  It wasn't make sure we win and you get those things.

 

try again.  and next time stop being dishonest. 

 


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Posted : 09/10/2026 4:14 pm
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Typical campaign sloganeering and pandering ala "chicken in every pot". Whether it's the promise of a check, free healthcare, increased or new entitlements or tax cuts it's buying your vote. It's gross but this is nothing new and in practice commonly on both sides. 

you don't see the difference between running out policies that you think will benefit you in the election and saying you will pay voters if you win the election?

 

 


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Posted : 09/10/2026 4:22 pm
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First, our election system is a fundamental underpinning of American democracy.  Trump's proposal makes a disgusting mockery of that system.

Next, it's a "dividend" on what?  Our staggering national debt? 

The "plan," which of course is bullshit (more on that later), would cost $1.3 TRILLION.  Where's that coming from?  Under the Constitution, only  Congress can approve government spending. 

Trump insisted that the money must be spent in the US.  There would be absolutely no practical way to monitor that.  

Trump promised checks to Americans from the DOGE "savings." Of course, that never happened.  He promised checks from his tariff revenues.  That was another empty promise.  So is this.  But there are millions of people for whom 5k is a lot of money, and millions of low IQ individuals who will believe this latest Trump bullshit, and they'll vote because of it. 

His shit-stain just keeps spreading.  

Trump says every adult American will get $5,000 if Republicans win midterms

Can't wait to combine this with the DOGE and tariff relief checks that will surely come any day now to buy something nice for my kids and parents. 

In all seriousness, I think this is the kind of thing that will piss off a good chunk of his base. As you mentioned, $5,000 is a lot of money to a lot of people. If they start coming up with ways to spend this and it never comes - or they overcommit thinking this check will show up, a lot of people will be really pissed off. And let's be real - these checks aren't ever coming, even if Republicans sweep the midterms. 

 

Trump doesn't care what people think after the midterms...assuming he doesn't try for a 3rd term.  2028 is immaterial to him.  Plus, in 2 years, we will have a bunch of new scandals to argue about and will forget all about the $5000 empty promise...just like most aren't talking about mexico paying for the wall anymore.   

Plus, anyone really think MAGA will hold anything against him?  They think he is their lord and savior.

 


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@snarlcakes I'm getting crabs!

you probably already have crabs jj

 


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Posted : 09/10/2026 4:30 pm
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I don't like it but Democrats do the same thing all the time.

Crazy  

 


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Posted : 09/10/2026 5:23 pm
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Trump doesn't care what people think after the midterms...assuming he doesn't try for a 3rd term.  2028 is immaterial to him.  Plus, in 2 years, we will have a bunch of new scandals to argue about and will forget all about the $5000 empty promise...just like most aren't talking about mexico paying for the wall anymore.   

Plus, anyone really think MAGA will hold anything against him?  They think he is their lord and savior.

 

These are all good points, but I think the one thing he absolutely cares about is any amount the Democrats can hold his feet to the fire and keep him from doing all the stupid crap he's trying to do. Even if they can stop him from keeping his name off things in and around DC that's a big deal to him. 


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Posted : 09/10/2026 5:37 pm
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