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Everyone's opinions are noted.  Now let's get to the more important question.  What is everyone doing with their 5k Trump check?  @bradstevens let me guess some new penny loafers or books?   @larsiu a frisbee or three?  @bar-down I assume a PCA jersey?  Sorry, but it's a secret what I am going to buy.  

 

Stop lying.  

 

We already know you're stocking up on cheesecake. 

 

All joking aside.  The pumpkin and pecan pumpkin cheesecakes are amazing at the "Factory".  I'd eat those off of Roseanne's a#%. And not the skinnier version either.  I mean the chubby version back in the day.  They're also back now!!

 


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Posted : 09/10/2026 12:53 pm
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@snarlcakes I'm getting crabs!

Double down and take that gal out for crab legs first!

Joe's Crab Shack part deux!!

 


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Posted : 09/10/2026 12:55 pm
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@big-ryan 

Trump's a closet ghey communist.


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Posted : 09/10/2026 12:58 pm
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Posted by: @snarlcakes
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Everyone's opinions are noted.  Now let's get to the more important question.  What is everyone doing with their 5k Trump check?  @bradstevens let me guess some new penny loafers or books?   @larsiu a frisbee or three?  @bar-down I assume a PCA jersey?  Sorry, but it's a secret what I am going to buy.  

Ask my wife. 

 


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Posted : 09/10/2026 1:00 pm
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@snarlcakes I'm getting crabs!

Or some other STD.

 


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@snarlcakes I'm getting crabs!

Or some other STD.

 

Brutal when it's your main squeeze.

 


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Posted : 09/10/2026 1:06 pm
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@snarlcakes i saw wrigley was absolutely jammed the other day and i thought wow maybe i was wrong and snarl was right.  but no it was nebraska volleyball


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Posted : 09/10/2026 1:06 pm
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I was buried in beers and boobies.  

Pics?

 


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Posted : 09/10/2026 1:31 pm
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I was buried in beers and boobies.  

Pics?

 

dodgeball goodman fat

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Posted : 09/10/2026 1:34 pm
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Typical campaign sloganeering and pandering ala "chicken in every pot". Whether it's the promise of a check, free healthcare, increased or new entitlements or tax cuts it's buying your vote. It's gross but this is nothing new and in practice commonly on both sides. 

There is a substantial difference between "vote for me for single payer as works in every other G20 nation, is cheaper with better outcomes" and "vote for me, here is $5000". If he had tied it to something, "my trade wars, and physical wars, will lead us to recession so I want to give you $5000" would be far more comparable.

 

What about people who campaign on tax credits for the poor, or the working class, or who have children?  

 


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Posted : 09/10/2026 1:35 pm
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Everyone's opinions are noted.  Now let's get to the more important question.  What is everyone doing with their 5k Trump check?  @bradstevens let me guess some new penny loafers or books?   @larsiu a frisbee or three?  @bar-down I assume a PCA jersey?  Sorry, but it's a secret what I am going to buy.  

Books and a new cashmere shawl collar.  Probs go for camel colored.

 


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Posted : 09/10/2026 1:39 pm
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They're also back now!!

 

The cheesecake, or Roseanne's posterior?

On a semi-un-related note.  I may have told this story before, but my wife works for a company that builds software that monitors complaints.  The software typically logs the call, catalogs the callers information, and often will send a coupon out to that address to help calm the complainer down.  Cheesecake Factory is one of the clients for this software.

Some guy figured out how to game the system ala Laslo from Real Genius and his computer filling out the frito-lay sweepstakes entries.  This guy programmed his computer to make hundreds of complaints to the system about the Cheesecake Factory and ended up getting thousands of dollars worth of coupons for free cheesecake.

They finally figured out how to change the system so that a receipt had to be provided with each complaint, but somewhere out there, somebody is enjoying all the pumpkin pecan cheesecake that they can stuff down their gullet.

 


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Posted : 09/10/2026 1:40 pm
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I have two kids in college.  That $5k will be gone before it even leaves skid marks in my bank account.


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Posted : 09/10/2026 1:42 pm
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Posted by: @snarlcakes
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They're also back now!!

 

The cheesecake, or Roseanne's posterior?

On a semi-un-related note.  I may have told this story before, but my wife works for a company that builds software that monitors complaints.  The software typically logs the call, catalogs the callers information, and often will send a coupon out to that address to help calm the complainer down.  Cheesecake Factory is one of the clients for this software.

Some guy figured out how to game the system ala Laslo from Real Genius and his computer filling out the frito-lay sweepstakes entries.  This guy programmed his computer to make hundreds of complaints to the system about the Cheesecake Factory and ended up getting thousands of dollars worth of coupons for free cheesecake.

They finally figured out how to change the system so that a receipt had to be provided with each complaint, but somewhere out there, somebody is enjoying all the pumpkin pecan cheesecake that they can stuff down their gullet.

 

Real Genius is an underrated classic


val kilmer 80s GIF

 


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Posted : 09/10/2026 1:47 pm
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Everyone's opinions are noted.  Now let's get to the more important question.  What is everyone doing with their 5k Trump check?  @bradstevens let me guess some new penny loafers or books?   @larsiu a frisbee or three?  @bar-down I assume a PCA jersey?  Sorry, but it's a secret what I am going to buy.  

Books and a new cashmere shawl collar.  Probs go for camel colored.

 

Elbow patches or nah?

 


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Posted : 09/10/2026 1:51 pm
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