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@dbmhoosier much rather have that than bitcoin.  walls of gold bars


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Topic starter Posted : 06/26/2026 1:22 pm
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@snarlcakes gov can seize bitcoin.

No, they can't.  Explain how? 

 


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Posted : 06/26/2026 1:23 pm
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https://twitter.com/i/status/2070557643416957350


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Posted : 06/26/2026 1:27 pm
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@snarlcakes 

AI below

Yes, the government can seize Bitcoin. Authorities achieve this using a combination of warrants, private key confiscation, cooperation from centralized exchanges, and legal forfeiture.The primary methods and processes used include:Platform Cooperation: If you store your Bitcoin on centralized exchanges (like Coinbase or Binance), the process operates similarly to a traditional bank. Armed with a court order or seizure warrant, the government directs the exchange to transfer the funds to a government-controlled wallet.Confiscation of Private Keys: For self-custodied Bitcoin, the government must gain access to your private keys. This is done either by physically confiscating hardware (like a hardware wallet) containing the unencrypted keys, or by legally coercing you to divulge your passwords or seed phrases.Voluntary Handover: In criminal cases, suspects sometimes agree to surrender their private keys as part of a plea deal in exchange for reduced sentencing.Asset Forfeiture: Seizure simply secures the asset during an investigation, but the government can permanently take ownership of the Bitcoin through criminal or civil forfeiture. This often requires proving the assets were involved in or derived from illegal conduct.Unclaimed Property Laws: Under state-level unclaimed property legislation, some states can legally take possession of abandoned or inactive cryptocurrency if it goes untouched for a dormancy period (typically 3 to 7 years).You can read more about how Chainalysis tracks, traces, and freezes digital assets, or learn further technical and legal details from the Bitcoin Stack Exchange discussion on government seizure methods.


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Topic starter Posted : 06/26/2026 1:33 pm
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https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bitcoin-seizure-chen-zhi-pam-bondi-cambodia/

 

And just because I've been looking for an excuse to post this.

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Posted : 06/26/2026 1:41 pm
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@snarlcakes 

AI below

Yes, the government can seize Bitcoin. Authorities achieve this using a combination of warrants, private key confiscation, cooperation from centralized exchanges, and legal forfeiture.The primary methods and processes used include:Platform Cooperation: If you store your Bitcoin on centralized exchanges (like Coinbase or Binance), the process operates similarly to a traditional bank.  

You don't have to store your Bitcoin on exchanges, which create counterparty risk.  You can store it off exchanges in cold storage.  Now how does the government seize it? 

 


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Posted : 06/26/2026 1:44 pm
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@snarlcakes https://www.blankrome.com/news-and-events/understanding-cryptocurrency-forfeiture-guide-digital-asset-seizure/

Bitcoin in cold storage (an offline, non-custodial hardware wallet) is physically and mathematically isolated from the internet, meaning it cannot be remotely hacked. To seize it, law enforcement or investigators must obtain the private keys or recovery seed phrase using three primary methods:Physical Device Confiscation: The most common method involves physical seizure of the hardware wallet (e.g., Trezor or Ledger) and any written recovery seeds during an arrest or execution of a search warrant. With the physical device and a known PIN, authorities can access the funds.Subpoena and Court Order: Authorities can issue a court order commanding the owner to voluntarily transfer the Bitcoin to a government-controlled address. Refusing to comply typically results in severe penalties for contempt of court until the keys are surrendered.Hidden Backup Seizure: If the hardware device is destroyed, authorities can use forensic tools or search warrants to find unencrypted digital backups (like a photograph on a seized laptop, cloud storage backups, or paper wallets) to recreate the wallet and transfer the funds.Understanding the broader scope of digital asset recovery is critical to realizing how agencies pursue unlawfully obtained funds on the blockchain. The government often relies on advanced forensic tools to track movements and enforce these physical recovery operations.If you'd like to explore this topic further, let me know:Are you interested in how the government tracks Bitcoin across the blockchain?Do you want to know more about the legal and civil forfeiture laws (like CAFRA in the US) involved in this process?

 


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Topic starter Posted : 06/26/2026 1:48 pm
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https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/2070536182430064654


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Posted by: @snarlcakes

https://twitter.com/gavinnewsom/status/2070496029280276571?s=46

@goat @bradstevens can we all agree snarlcakes was correct on calling leftist socialists all these years?  

 


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@snarlcakes https://www.blankrome.com/news-and-events/understanding-cryptocurrency-forfeiture-guide-digital-asset-seizure/

Bitcoin in cold storage (an offline, non-custodial hardware wallet) is physically and mathematically isolated from the internet, meaning it cannot be remotely hacked. To seize it, law enforcement or investigators must obtain the private keys or recovery seed phrase using three primary methods:Physical Device Confiscation: The most common method involves physical seizure of the hardware wallet (e.g., Trezor or Ledger) and any written recovery seeds during an arrest or execution of a search warrant. With the physical device and a known PIN, authorities can access the funds.Subpoena and Court Order: Authorities can issue a court order commanding the owner to voluntarily transfer the Bitcoin to a government-controlled address. Refusing to comply typically results in severe penalties for contempt of court until the keys are surrendered.Hidden Backup Seizure: If the hardware device is destroyed, authorities can use forensic tools or search warrants to find unencrypted digital backups (like a photograph on a seized laptop, cloud storage backups, or paper wallets) to recreate the wallet and transfer the funds.Understanding the broader scope of digital asset recovery is critical to realizing how agencies pursue unlawfully obtained funds on the blockchain. The government often relies on advanced forensic tools to track movements and enforce these physical recovery operations.If you'd like to explore this topic further, let me know:Are you interested in how the government tracks Bitcoin across the blockchain?Do you want to know more about the legal and civil forfeiture laws (like CAFRA in the US) involved in this process?

 

Let's speed this up.  Tell AI the seed phrase isn't written down and stored in the person's head.  Ask it how the government is going to confiscate then?  When it spits out something stupid.  Tell the AI to suck snarlcakes balls and it can never take my Bitcoin.  

Also, hopefully you learned how censorship proof Bitcoin is through this exercise.  


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@snarlcakes i want you to lose your password real bad. i'd let all my bitcoin holdings go to zero or lose them if it meant you forgot your password


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Topic starter Posted : 06/26/2026 2:11 pm
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@snarlcakes i want you to lose your password real bad. i'd let all my bitcoin holdings go to zero or lose them if it meant you forgot your password

In case that happens, my 24 word seed phrase is all of your usernames and farvas usernames. 

 


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Posted : 06/26/2026 2:16 pm
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This isn’t some hard scrabble, “workers of the world unite” revolution. 

It’s a bunch of over-educated, entitled brats who have realized that it’s hard to make ends meet in NYC with a sociology degree.

 

Whenever this kind of crap rears its head, it’s rarely actual blue collar workers at the front of it. They’re presumably too busy working. It’s always some bitch like Marx who thinks the world owes them something. 


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Posted : 06/26/2026 2:28 pm
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Posted by: @snarlcakes

https://twitter.com/gavinnewsom/status/2070496029280276571?s=46

@goat @bradstevens can we all agree snarlcakes was correct on calling leftist socialists all these years?  

 


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Gavin trying to stay in the Dem primary race. This guy is perhaps the scummiest politician of anyone. Why doesn't Gavin give his wealth to Californians?

 


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https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/2070536182430064654

That's exactly why Republicans fail.  The policies Trump campaigned on are golden but he cant/won't implement them.  Dem policies are horrendous but they do implement them.

 


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