The wife brought home a package of mini Chewy Sweet Tarts from some Halloween think this past weekend. Of course I snagged a handful and ran off to the Man Cave. Well, just now while adjusting my keyboard I found 3 of them had rolled underneath it...Jackpot!
I gotta say...
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "that was f***ing awesome"
@all4you nerds gummy clusters might be mankind’s greatest accidental invention
The houses handing out Tootsie rolls were the absolute worst.
Oh Tootsie Rolls were pedestrian for sure, but there was worse. Butterscotch and Starlight Mints. Pennies. Marshmallow Circus Peanuts. I liked the old days before people freaked out and you would get homemade stuff (popcorn balls, caramel apples, home baked cookies). That was also the good stuff.
Mr and Mrs Pete Housel handed out Crushed Pecan covered home made Carmel Apples.
Once a year I felt bad for stealing the sweetest purple onions, that you could pick and eat, right out of the garden......... Every year. Those where the days.
If men were any more stupid, we would have breed for the extinction of women. Proof yet again that WE are the best thing they have going for them.
Every year I’d tease the girls about their costumes: slutty nurse, slutty teacher, slutty police officer…etc.
We had a dentist. Guess what we got.The houses handing out Tootsie rolls were the absolute worst.
Oh Tootsie Rolls were pedestrian for sure, but there was worse. Butterscotch and Starlight Mints. Pennies. Marshmallow Circus Peanuts. I liked the old days before people freaked out and you would get homemade stuff (popcorn balls, caramel apples, home baked cookies). That was also the good stuff.
**and gum.
N2O ?
If men were any more stupid, we would have breed for the extinction of women. Proof yet again that WE are the best thing they have going for them.
in the past month the daughter has joined a sorority and purchased not one, but two, skimpy (according to my wife) costumes for parties this weekend. Pray for me.@larsiu we have this fantastic Halloween store. I was there last week with my minion. Best thing I ever got was more years of skankween than any one guy deserves. I sure miss it. All those dirty outfits. Super drunk.
although - good for her. At least one of us is having a good time.
Gramplarsiu. Has a ring to it.
If men were any more stupid, we would have breed for the extinction of women. Proof yet again that WE are the best thing they have going for them.
in the past month the daughter has joined a sorority and purchased not one, but two, skimpy (according to my wife) costumes for parties this weekend. Pray for me.@larsiu we have this fantastic Halloween store. I was there last week with my minion. Best thing I ever got was more years of skankween than any one guy deserves. I sure miss it. All those dirty outfits. Super drunk.
although - good for her. At least one of us is having a good time.
I went to four Halloween parties in my four years at IUB. I never saw a girl's costume that was constructed from more than maybe 3 square inches of fabric.
Every year I’d tease the girls about their costumes: slutty nurse, slutty teacher, slutty police officer…etc.
They're all just wearing underwear. Put a stethoscope around your neck, you're a slutty nurse. Put on a pair of glasses, you're a slutty teacher. Carry around handcuffs, you're a slutty police officer. But in reality, they are all just dressed as sluts.
For the record, I'm fine with that.
@all4you last year, my youngest best friends family invited us to trick or treat with them since they live in a subdivision and we're in the country.
In consecutive houses, they got...
- Ramen noodles
- pokemon cards
- $1
- a potato (yes, a singular potato)
- pokemon cards
- hot chocolate
Six houses, not a single piece of candy, but she made a dollar and got lunch for the next day and some pokemon cards that she lost within a week.
LOL, that's awesome. My daughter lives in a small town with well under 1k population that always does their trick or treating the day before Halloween...so that brings in folks from the entire county to double dip. So we were there yesterday evening to help with the grandkids (4 of them, 6 and under) and pass out candy. We had 2 big witch cauldrons filled with candy and party favors, plus 3 shopping bags more for refills. Thought we were well stocked...still ran out 2 hours into a 3 hour window. Hundreds of kids. I hand out candy and being a middle aged extrovert who is full of shit and dad jokes, I am literally exhausted by the end from all the interaction.
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "that was f***ing awesome"
For the record, I’m fine with that.
God bless them, each and every one!
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "that was f***ing awesome"