...when trick or treating was a full size Snickers bar. Some kids get the good shit.
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "that was f***ing awesome"
The houses handing out Tootsie rolls were the absolute worst.
The houses handing out Tootsie rolls were the absolute worst.
Oh Tootsie Rolls were pedestrian for sure, but there was worse. Butterscotch and Starlight Mints. Pennies. Marshmallow Circus Peanuts. I liked the old days before people freaked out and you would get homemade stuff (popcorn balls, caramel apples, home baked cookies). That was also the good stuff.
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "that was f***ing awesome"
We had a dentist. Guess what we got.The houses handing out Tootsie rolls were the absolute worst.
Oh Tootsie Rolls were pedestrian for sure, but there was worse. Butterscotch and Starlight Mints. Pennies. Marshmallow Circus Peanuts. I liked the old days before people freaked out and you would get homemade stuff (popcorn balls, caramel apples, home baked cookies). That was also the good stuff.
**and gum.
@larsiu we have this fantastic Halloween store. I was there last week with my minion. Best thing I ever got was more years of skankween than any one guy deserves. I sure miss it. All those dirty outfits. Super drunk.
...when trick or treating was a full size Snickers bar. Some kids get the good shit.
I remember many many decades ago a widow who invited kids into her home for hot chocolate and cookies.
in the past month the daughter has joined a sorority and purchased not one, but two, skimpy (according to my wife) costumes for parties this weekend. Pray for me.@larsiu we have this fantastic Halloween store. I was there last week with my minion. Best thing I ever got was more years of skankween than any one guy deserves. I sure miss it. All those dirty outfits. Super drunk.
although - good for her. At least one of us is having a good time.
...when trick or treating was a full size Snickers bar. Some kids get the good shit.
I remember many many decades ago a widow who invited kids into her home for hot chocolate and cookies.
I used to hand out beers for the parents.
i remember shots of scotch
when it was cold out
I am dreading next year.in the past month the daughter has joined a sorority and purchased not one, but two, skimpy (according to my wife) costumes for parties this weekend. Pray for me.@larsiu we have this fantastic Halloween store. I was there last week with my minion. Best thing I ever got was more years of skankween than any one guy deserves. I sure miss it. All those dirty outfits. Super drunk.
although - good for her. At least one of us is having a good time.
I am dreading next year.in the past month the daughter has joined a sorority and purchased not one, but two, skimpy (according to my wife) costumes for parties this weekend. Pray for me.@larsiu we have this fantastic Halloween store. I was there last week with my minion. Best thing I ever got was more years of skankween than any one guy deserves. I sure miss it. All those dirty outfits. Super drunk.
although - good for her. At least one of us is having a good time.


