You're going to need to go the hooker route.@snarlcakes I’m 55 and have never banged anyone over 35. I don’t see that changing. I’m probably just done for good. As I type this I’m getting my ankles stripped by a man in a man bun and I don’t even care.
There is perhaps another path.
https://twitter.com/baseonbots/status/2104983795774435521
There may be a chance for Goatsie to get a date after all..
Florida.
https://twitter.com/Peoples_Pundit/status/2106753641625637281
DeSantis is top notch. Donalds is middle of the road candidate. Trump endorsed too early. Jolly is a horrible human. Donalds will win but they will probably have to spend more money than they want to spend in Florida
He's a terrible candidate. You would think after Cameron, Walker, James, Robinson, etc that Republicans would've learned their lesson.
Senate is no longer a toss-up. Polymarket now has Dem odds of taking the Senate at 66%. Pub chances? 35%.
Kalshi has Dems at 63%.
The Dem surge began around September 12, immediately following Trumpapalooza.
Senate is no longer a toss-up. Polymarket now has Dem odds of taking the Senate at 66%. Pub chances? 35%.
Kalshi has Dems at 63%.
The Dem surge began around September 12, immediately following Trumpapalooza.
You haven’t given any of your own predictions on any of the individual races. Is that so you can slither back under your rock if states like Texas don’t turn blue?
Senate is no longer a toss-up. Polymarket now has Dem odds of taking the Senate at 66%. Pub chances? 35%.
Kalshi has Dems at 63%.
The Dem surge began around September 12, immediately following Trumpapalooza.
You haven’t given any of your own predictions on any of the individual races. Is that so you can slither back under your rock if states like Texas don’t turn blue?
So because I cite polls and prediction markets I have an obligation to make my own predictions on specific races? I'm not following the logic.
I do think Dems will take both chambers. And don't worry. If I'm wrong about that, I'll still be here after the election for you to remind me of how wrong I was.
Texas may NOT turn blue. Pubs are pouring massive resources into the state and, of course, Dems are dealing with its long history of being solidly red.
Finally, the "slither back under your rock" reference is hilarious. You stole a line from the board's de facto moderator. I know this is a tough time for MAGA, but why so hostile? Also, you should understand that an anonymous message board is not a proving ground for courage. The nameless "tough guy" phone and keyboard warriors and anonymous internet bullies usually turn out to be the biggest pussies.
Senate is no longer a toss-up. Polymarket now has Dem odds of taking the Senate at 66%. Pub chances? 35%.
Kalshi has Dems at 63%.
The Dem surge began around September 12, immediately following Trumpapalooza.
You haven’t given any of your own predictions on any of the individual races. Is that so you can slither back under your rock if states like Texas don’t turn blue?
So because I cite polls and prediction markets I have an obligation to make my own predictions on specific races? I'm not following the logic.
I do think Dems will take both chambers. And don't worry. If I'm wrong about that, I'll still be here after the election for you to remind me of how wrong I was.
Texas may NOT turn blue. Pubs are pouring massive resources into the state and, of course, Dems are dealing with its long history of being solidly red.
Finally, the "slither back under your rock" reference is hilarious. You stole a line from the board's de facto moderator. I know this is a tough time for MAGA, but why so hostile? Also, you should understand that an anonymous message board is not a proving ground for courage. The nameless "tough guy" phone and keyboard warriors and anonymous internet bullies usually turn out to be the biggest pussies.
I still see no prediction on individual races. Congrats…you can’t be wrong. Now, go back to calling names
@big-ryan who is the de facto board moderator? And as for the keyboard warriors being paper tigers that’s not something I’d test 😉
with as many people that detest you you’d think you’d eventually take a look in the mirror
@dbmhoosier I think we’re beginning to see a fundamental problem going forward. We do not have good people going into politics. Good. Smart people. AOC runs the Dem party and she shouldn’t be within a billion miles of power. She should be a development director at a small nonprofit who loves Instagram stories and posting updates with her bf.
Trump has proven a terrible president. @hurryinghoosiers memorializing this you little scummy liar. Unlike you I am anything but partisan. Deceitful. But also devoid of competence and sense and not responsive to the desires of the public instead pursuing his own objectives.
we need better leaders
@big-ryan who is the de facto board moderator? And as for the keyboard warriors being paper tigers that’s not something I’d test 😉
with as many people that detest you you’d think you’d eventually take a look in the mirror
I think he means you, but it's silly. We all know you're truly a big softie. Besides, if any of us needed to put you under our thumb, we'd just have to round up enough scratch to pay a 25-year-old spinner enough money to go off her pill for a month and then approach you in a bar wearing a Messi jersey tied off so you can see her navel while scrolling on her phone, saying loudly to no one, "Oh my god, has anyone seen this new Lulu pants? They are soooooooooo masculine!"
@goat no I’m asexual now. Not rich enough or handsome enough to get any 25 year old I would want. I shredded my hamstring at my game this morning and still spent most of my afternoon hurt dragging a 400 pound roof that collapsed off of a chicken coop at my ex’s house bc I hate her and would rather do that injured than feel her wrath. 2 years and counting to FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!! @single_king you feel me?!!
How does that work? Your son isn’t that old, is he?2 years and counting to FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!
@goat no I’m asexual now. Not rich enough or handsome enough to get any 25 year old I would want. I shredded my hamstring at my game this morning and still spent most of my afternoon hurt dragging a 400 pound roof that collapsed off of a chicken coop at my ex’s house bc I hate her and would rather do that injured than feel her wrath. 2 years and counting to FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!! @single_king you feel me?!!
Yeah, but if she did approach you, would you say, "No thanks, I'm asexual now, and this feels suspicious," or would you say, "Wow, what a coincidence, I don't like condoms, either?"
@goat dude I’m so good happy and content. That would ruin it. I guess I’m old. Incidentally my ex’s pop was dragging that roof with me. He’s scared of em too. I’m. Done. YOU. STAY SINGLE!!!