I’m starting a new franchised base program. We'll have location around the world.
“No Marriage, Foster a homeless woman”!
who’s in? Other than @mcm666 of course, we all know he’s in on the ground floor.
I’m starting a new franchised base program. We'll have location around the world.
“No Marriage, Foster a homeless woman”!who’s in? Other than @mcm666 of course, we all know he’s in on the ground floor.
I just took a survey, for my perfect women.
It came back; “older rich spinster on hospice”.
I’ve always liked older women.
@joe_hoopsier joe. listen to me. we're done. we had a good run. i can say i had an absolutely amazing run! but it's taken a toll i wouldn't wish on my worst enemies. would it have been better to just stay with my horrible ex wife. no. definitely not. but a million miles of broken road ain't for the faint of heart. let's me and you stop the destruction. enjoy ourselves. contentment. i've got less than four years until my daughter starts college and then i'm going to really start TREATING MYSELF! but not with chicks. joe. we're done.
STAY SINGLE KINGS
@bradstevens joe's got more trouble comin. he's not done yet. he needs to go buy a new 9 and have fun racin that around. if that's out of his budget go restore something. if that's out of his buy a smoker and get into briskets
@joe_hoopsier joe. listen to me. we're done. we had a good run. i can say i had an absolutely amazing run! but it's taken a toll i wouldn't wish on my worst enemies. would it have been better to just stay with my horrible ex wife. no. definitely not. but a million miles of broken road ain't for the faint of heart. let's me and you stop the destruction. enjoy ourselves. contentment. i've got less than four years until my daughter starts college and then i'm going to really start TREATING MYSELF! but not with chicks. joe. we're done.
STAY SINGLE KINGS
I thought of you
@joe_hoopsier i've had lunch with him a few times. incredibly nice guy.
yes. one texts @goat bc she's evil and i really don't have another reason as to why she texts me daily.
the other i hate. HATE. and she texts every day bc she needs something new. she's literally texting me right now. and she's in crisis. always. oh. and she's getting ready to start law school. at 43. there are no words the hell she will bring down on people. less than 4 years to go with that one. i guess she timed it perfectly for the termination of child support
@bradstevens joe's got more trouble comin. he's not done yet. he needs to go buy a new 9 and have fun racin that around. if that's out of his budget go restore something. if that's out of his buy a smoker and get into briskets
Naw, I’m totally done.
but I’m having a really sarcastically fun Sunday afternoon.
I just edited the lyrics of Randy Travis “digging up bones”..
It’ll go platinum!
@joe_hoopsier love it!!! let that peace and contentment consume you son.
@joe_hoopsier i've had lunch with him a few times. incredibly nice guy.
yes. one texts @goat bc she's evil and i really don't have another reason as to why she texts me daily.
the other i hate. HATE. and she texts every day bc she needs something new. she's literally texting me right now. and she's in crisis. always. oh. and she's getting ready to start law school. at 43. there are no words the hell she will bring down on people. less than 4 years to go with that one. i guess she timed it perfectly for the termination of child support
my next girlfriend will be older, on hospice.
@joe_hoopsier i've had lunch with him a few times. incredibly nice guy.
yes. one texts @goat bc she's evil and i really don't have another reason as to why she texts me daily.
the other i hate. HATE. and she texts every day bc she needs something new. she's literally texting me right now. and she's in crisis. always. oh. and she's getting ready to start law school. at 43. there are no words the hell she will bring down on people. less than 4 years to go with that one. i guess she timed it perfectly for the termination of child support
my next girlfriend will be older, on hospice.
im having a celebration banner made
”Under new, older, management”! 😜
I chose the last one, on the instruction of her having her daddy’s money and her mommas looks.
He was bankrupt and Momma had 4, non white teeth.
Marriage tips from joe
when they talk…. Which will be OFTEN.
make a pinching motion with your thumb and fore fingers while verbally saying “shhh”
it always gets much quieter after that. For a while. They simply can’t help themselves!
Why is this thread "Sponsored" and what does that even mean?
Why is this thread "Sponsored" and what does that even mean?
between you and I, exclusively. ?
it looked like a cool way to drive traffic to our conversation.
im always thinkin like that! Pretty smart. EH!