Premixed fruity alcohol drinks are for soccer moms and gay guys. Normal Joes can go for the occasional Moscow Mule, but buy the good vodka, the good ginger beer, quality limes, and make it up fresh. Same with Margaritas
I have become a bit of a beer snob too. Nothing too fruity and nothing from any bigger brewhouse than (say) Sam Adams.
The transfusion was a favorite of Ike when playing at Augusta.... You trying to say that Ike was gay?
Didn't Ike famously have an entirely sexless affair with his secretary? Not sure we are up to parsing whatever was going on in his brain when it comes to women.
so a friendship?Premixed fruity alcohol drinks are for soccer moms and gay guys. Normal Joes can go for the occasional Moscow Mule, but buy the good vodka, the good ginger beer, quality limes, and make it up fresh. Same with Margaritas
I have become a bit of a beer snob too. Nothing too fruity and nothing from any bigger brewhouse than (say) Sam Adams.
The transfusion was a favorite of Ike when playing at Augusta.... You trying to say that Ike was gay?
Didn't Ike famously have an entirely sexless affair with his secretary? Not sure we are up to parsing whatever was going on in his brain when it comes to women.
American men should only drink beer, whiskey, or dry red wines if with a meal. All other forms of liquor are for foreigners, women, or the gays, with pre-mixed seltzers being Liberace level gay…
Might I introduce you to malort?American men should only drink beer, whiskey, or dry red wines if with a meal. All other forms of liquor are for foreigners, women, or the gays, with pre-mixed seltzers being Liberace level gay…
Premixed fruity alcohol drinks are for soccer moms and gay guys. Normal Joes can go for the occasional Moscow Mule, but buy the good vodka, the good ginger beer, quality limes, and make it up fresh. Same with Margaritas
I have become a bit of a beer snob too. Nothing too fruity and nothing from any bigger brewhouse than (say) Sam Adams.
Never stop being yourself. I'd hate to have to rely on Hickory for this type of unintentional comedy.
Please tell us more about being a "Normal Joe".
Hope is not optimism, which expects things to turn out well, but something rooted in the conviction that there is good worth working for. - Seamus Heaney, Irish poet and likely Hoosier basketball fan.
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Premixed fruity alcohol drinks are for soccer moms and gay guys. Normal Joes can go for the occasional Moscow Mule, but buy the good vodka, the good ginger beer, quality limes, and make it up fresh. Same with Margaritas
I have become a bit of a beer snob too. Nothing too fruity and nothing from any bigger brewhouse than (say) Sam Adams.
The Boston Beer Company is the 4th biggest brewery in the country. They make Twisted Tea, might be a good fit for you.
@goat no idea what Ike was doing back then. He got a tree and a cabin named after him at Augusta National, so that's good enough in my book. Guess he did some other shit in life, before then.
All I know is that transfusions have been around any respectable golf course forever, and they are tremendous. The High Noon variety I found acceptable, preferably over ice...a proper one made at the bar will always be superior.
so a friendship?Premixed fruity alcohol drinks are for soccer moms and gay guys. Normal Joes can go for the occasional Moscow Mule, but buy the good vodka, the good ginger beer, quality limes, and make it up fresh. Same with Margaritas
I have become a bit of a beer snob too. Nothing too fruity and nothing from any bigger brewhouse than (say) Sam Adams.
The transfusion was a favorite of Ike when playing at Augusta.... You trying to say that Ike was gay?
Didn't Ike famously have an entirely sexless affair with his secretary? Not sure we are up to parsing whatever was going on in his brain when it comes to women.
Or maybe she was in love, but Ike was too pounding Ze Germans
@twenty speaking of nerdy shit. one of my partners got back yesterday from a golf trip with his college buddies to play sawgrass. He’s bald and I guess got real drunk and fell asleep because the entire top of his head is peeling. Anyway he’s all fired up to show me this thing he’s now displaying in his office. It was like a badge or an ornament or something with TPC and his name and all this shit so I shouted OH MY GOD YOU GOT A HOLE IN ONE!!! And he goes no asshole I parred and I forgot whatever hole it was. But he had basically a trophy made for himself that is now prominently displayed in his office.
Also gay@twenty speaking of nerdy shit. one of my partners got back yesterday from a golf trip with his college buddies to play sawgrass. He’s bald and I guess got real drunk and fell asleep because the entire top of his head is peeling. Anyway he’s all fired up to show me this thing he’s now displaying in his office. It was like a badge or an ornament or something with TPC and his name and all this shit so I shouted OH MY GOD YOU GOT A HOLE IN ONE!!! And he goes no asshole I parred and I forgot whatever hole it was. But he had basically a trophy made for himself that is now prominently displayed in his office.
@twenty He's a member at one of the country clubs here. he cut out early to go up there and i saw he had it with him lol. gonna show that shit off bitches. get a transfusion, big cigar, and sit out side with that par trophy right on the table