All the Chuck Norris jokes now need to become Curt Cignetti jokes.
Chuck Norris has been dead for 6 months. It just took that long for the Grim Reaper to work up the nerve to go take him.
Hope is not optimism, which expects things to turn out well, but something rooted in the conviction that there is good worth working for. - Seamus Heaney, Irish poet and likely Hoosier basketball fan.
POTFB
Well, I know I will still be checking under the bed...just in case.
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "that was f***ing awesome"
Chuck Norris didn’t die, he just discarded his body.
Hope is not optimism, which expects things to turn out well, but something rooted in the conviction that there is good worth working for. - Seamus Heaney, Irish poet and likely Hoosier basketball fan.
POTFB
Did she also stop acting like her mom?
Hope is not optimism, which expects things to turn out well, but something rooted in the conviction that there is good worth working for. - Seamus Heaney, Irish poet and likely Hoosier basketball fan.
POTFB
Or, calmly accept, after asking for an opinion, that her pants did make her ass look fat?Did she also stop acting like her mom?
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Or, calmly accept, after asking for an opinion, that her pants did make her ass look fat?Did she also stop acting like her mom?
Fat asses are in style these days.
Or, calmly accept, after asking for an opinion, that her pants did make her ass look fat?Did she also stop acting like her mom?
Fat asses are in style these days.
With a PH, not a F.
Hope is not optimism, which expects things to turn out well, but something rooted in the conviction that there is good worth working for. - Seamus Heaney, Irish poet and likely Hoosier basketball fan.
POTFB
Or, calmly accept, after asking for an opinion, that her pants did make her ass look fat?Did she also stop acting like her mom?
Fat asses are in style these days.
With a PH, not a F.
I will accept either spelling...
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "that was f***ing awesome"
Or, calmly accept, after asking for an opinion, that her pants did make her ass look fat?Did she also stop acting like her mom?
Fat asses are in style these days.
NO!
FAT asses are passe'
ROUND asses are the bomb!