@larsiu lmao. i'm at the office in a dirty white t shirt shorts and tennis shoes. two of my partners are here and said jesus nice shirt. i said yes. this is exactly how biebs and beckham and kendell jenner's new bf dress. just a white t. reply was YEAH A $500 perfectly pressed white T not some piece of shit you pulled out of the bin to drop off at the cleaners. yours looks like a mexican gang outfit. i told them they have no idea what it's like to go multiple nights in a row solo with a 5 year old. i feel like a truck hit me. no. more. women.
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@unclemark that's when moms used to do aerobics then go smoke in their cars
@larsiu I wasted some time this morning on that channel
@bar-down Happy hunting
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