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@oneeyedundertaker I have two old teammates coaching in Tampa. I just messaged on our team WhatsApp chat if they know her
Development?
Mentally, maybe.
Physically, don’t you dare change a thing.
Clearly protesting a recent divorce. Catch her on the rebound while she’s still kicking and screaming.@oneeyedundertaker correct. I love her.
Hey don’t forget my minion’s got a tournament this weekend
OMG!!! It’s so boring. it’s hell for the moms.
What can I do?
Nothing. I think I’m going to bring a big cooler of wine and sell glasses to the moms.
Bang!!! Super fun!!!!
And she’s arrested. Turned in by one of these psycho soccer moms. Just when I thought our country was healing.
I was told drinking at your kids sporting events is one of highlights of having kids.
Unfortunately, it seems like this story is fake.
And she’s arrested. Turned in by one of these psycho soccer moms. Just when I thought our country was healing.
It's always the women who don't look as good that turn into the hot ones. Same thing as the country club every year when we get the email reminding members that Thong bikinis are not allowed, including nannies and babysitters who bring the kids to the pool.
Sharon and Karen who popped a few kids out and are now fugly are just jelly af.
@jdb Jelly AF! the pig slinging nachos in concessions who doesn't understand why her son with webbed feet is on the bench and why all the hubbies are circling that literal wine cooler
Candidate for the Second Hole Foundation
Hope is not optimism, which expects things to turn out well, but something rooted in the conviction that there is good worth working for. - Seamus Heaney, Irish poet and likely Hoosier basketball fan.
POTFB
I really wanted this to be real.
I really wanted this to be real.
The Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, Santa, JP Morgan guy and now wine selling soccer mom. The deceit and disappointment will never cease it seems.
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "that was f***ing awesome"
I really wanted this to be real.
The Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, Santa, JP Morgan guy and now wine selling soccer mom. The deceit and disappointment will never cease it seems.
My youngest found out her whole life was a lie by my wife when we were playing a game called topple where we have a category that we give an answer with a different letter every round.
The category was mythical creature. Easter bunny slipped out first (starts with E) and she was like, huh... when Santa was said, literal tears started flowing.
@boogie that's okay amazon has removed all santa's glow. i'll say that is awesome! You want that for xmas? and he'll go no. in the mail.