@larsiu Along with Dude Wipes. I haven't missed a half of soccer since they hit the market. Can't tell you how many times I've walked off the field
You hurt?
Yeah
What happened.
Galded. Didn't wipe good enough. Hurts to run.
Dude Wipes eliminated that
I've reached a certain age where i don't even hide it in the pantry anymore.
Say something. I dare you.
Cheaper than a bidet.
Less ghey too
Despite our political differences, I’ve always had a great deal of respect for your opinions, primarily as it relates to your lack of discretion when it comes to nasty women, but this time you’ve gone too far. Bidets are what separate civilized men from cretins Lars, don’t ever forget it. If only Ranger hadn’t grown tired of dumbfucks like Hickory & Shooter, he’d be here to extoll their virtues & debunk your “ghey” characterization….
To say nothing of sitting on your bidet during covid when toilet paper was running short and whistling Sitting on the Dock of the Bay…
Yup. Ghey.
Better ghey & clean than walking around with shite smeared on my ass by dry paper. Do you clean yourself with a dry rag instead of a shower too? 😉
Murt uses Dude Wipes. They are wet. He covered this pretty extensively.
I’m so regular at this point you can use your imagination to determine what I’m doing sometime between 6:30 and 7:15am each morning. Then shower. Like a gentleman should.
I should surprise the wife with one. That’ll go over well.
@larsiu Timing that pre shower is massive. I’m not that lucky. I can’t always time it right. If the weather is nice I walk to work. Couple weeks ago I COULD have gone at home but decided to wait. Got to sbx. Ordered my drink then got held up in there with some guys I know. Then went to my office. About a football field away it started to want to come out real bad. Did that shit waddle to the building popped into the gym on the first floor doing that goofy run by a trainer chick I kind of like straight to the shitter. Absolute explosion. Relief. Looked over. Both rolls totally empty. No toilet paper. And there’s no paper towels. Air dryer. Took off my underwear and wiped as best I could with that. Went up to my floor and told my partners what happened and asked them to drive me home so I can get undies. They all said no. Wasn’t going to ask our secretary. So I walked home. Galded in minutes. And just stayed home. Was a champions league day so kind of worked out. A bidet would have been glorious
@larsiu Timing that pre shower is massive. I’m not that lucky. I can’t always time it right. If the weather is nice I walk to work. Couple weeks ago I COULD have gone at home but decided to wait. Got to sbx. Ordered my drink then got held up in there with some guys I know. Then went to my office. About a football field away it started to want to come out real bad. Did that shit waddle to the building popped into the gym on the first floor doing that goofy run by a trainer chick I kind of like straight to the shitter. Absolute explosion. Relief. Looked over. Both rolls totally empty. No toilet paper. And there’s no paper towels. Air dryer. Took off my underwear and wiped as best I could with that. Went up to my floor and told my partners what happened and asked them to drive me home so I can get undies. They all said no. Wasn’t going to ask our secretary. So I walked home. Galded in minutes. And just stayed home. Was a champions league day so kind of worked out. A bidet would have been glorious
To say nothing of sitting on your bidet during covid when toilet paper was running short and whistling Sitting on the Dock of the Bay…
Yup. Ghey.
Better ghey & clean than walking around with shite smeared on my ass by dry paper. Do you clean yourself with a dry rag instead of a shower too? 😉
Murt uses Dude Wipes. They are wet. He covered this pretty extensively.
I’m so regular at this point you can use your imagination to determine what I’m doing sometime between 6:30 and 7:15am each morning. Then shower. Like a gentleman should.
I should surprise the wife with one. That’ll go over well.
Go on Shark Tank selling Prude Wipes. That’ll convince the wife she has nothing to worry about.
