Which one of you a#%holes was it? He looks a little old to be @co-hoosier and little too short to be @bradstevens. @bar-down can you refrain from impregnating at least one of your colleagues?
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/2082275655492817113?s=46
A f*cking ginger lawyer. Holy shit.
@larsiu that’s quite a convo after
can I just go home now ?
ummmm. What were u doin?
discovery responses.
when are they do?
not sure.
hmmmm. Yeah. Go ahead
@larsiu I miss it so badly. I was just texting the law school boys today that I’m strike 3. Lost the corner of an eyebrow. Growing a boiler. And my neck is no longer snatched. One buddy’s response?
it’s over. Probably going to have to have a pina shipped over. Support her whole miserable family
@larsiu man that stuff when you’re not in a clear mind can be a disaster. I started banging my paralegal who was 21 years younger. Absolutely stunning. I was super aware of the age gap.
I will never forget it as long as I live. One of those defining moments. I’m in the shower and I thought to myself. I bet that Gen doesn’t like hair. All this hair. I spent the next 45 minutes shaving it all! Chest. Stomach. Nuts. Like a mother fcking bullet. Clean as a whistle. Huge bathroom attached to the bedroom with a walk in closet my wife used. I’m literally standing in front of the mirror looking at my work and the door opens and my wife walks right in. I can still see her looking in the mirror with a face of pure shock 🤣
id love to know what bullshit you tried to lay on the wife.
“Surprise, trying to keep us fresh baby!”
bwahahahaha
Parking lot at BW3’s? Why not. She’s 20 years older than me? Even better. Fuck it.
pool party with coworkers. Hot tubs. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
God I hate being old.
@larsiu it was so bad. I never thought a midlife crisis was real but it was. There’s a far out suburb in Sarasota called Lakewood ranch. We had a house there. She was there with my daughter. And I was banging the paralegal here! One of my partners’ wives told her I’m at the bars at all hours with this chick. Was a disaster.
as for getting old it’s so crazy. I hate it so much.
@larsiu it was so bad. I never thought a midlife crisis was real but it was. There’s a far out suburb in Sarasota called Lakewood ranch. We had a house there. She was there with my daughter. And I was banging the paralegal here! One of my partners’ wives told her I’m at the bars at all hours with this chick. Was a disaster.
as for getting old it’s so crazy. I hate it so much.
23-28 years old. I remember 70%. I seriously had recurring premonitions I’d catch a paternity suit when I was in my 30’s.
id do it again.
@larsiu man you just don’t realize how good it is until so many years later.