Never dip your 🖊️ in company ink.
https://twitter.com/nicksortor/status/1946296220361650587?t=MPCay0B5o5ETlfMwRPdCFw&s=19
@dbmhoosier easiest targets unfortunately
American culture encourages us to dedicate every waking minute of our lives to our careers. Where else are we going to meet women?
Also, just want to say the phrase "Chief People Officer" did something for me I didn't think was mathematically possible: lower my respect for the field of human resources.
@goat bowl thinks I’m fos but as god as my witness and Cortez will support I have hooked up with a chick at every single job I’ve ever had. And I wasn’t the only doing that. It’s exactly what you said. Where else are you going to meet people. You’re always at work.
speaking of I’m with the kids but later I’ll give you some Japan salaryman YouTube videos. They are so entertaining.
@goat has to be more than any industry. I represented cops for years and they’d work secondary and get to know all the bartenders. One year they brought me to the bartenders ball. Hugh Hefner would have blushed
@goat has to be more than any industry. I represented cops for years and they’d work secondary and get to know all the bartenders. One year they brought me to the bartenders ball. Hugh Hefner would have blushed
Makes sense if you think about it. Once the rest of you horny folks have all grabbed your last branch on the way to the ground, paid your tab, and headed back to the hotel, every single person working in the restaurant is still there. There is nobody else. And their night just started. You're five minutes away from passing out while they are cracking their first drink and sparking their first joint. Many a waitress has been knocked up by a bartender at 4:30 AM.
@goat has to be more than any industry. I represented cops for years and they’d work secondary and get to know all the bartenders. One year they brought me to the bartenders ball. Hugh Hefner would have blushed
Makes sense if you think about it. Once the rest of you horny folks have all grabbed your last branch on the way to the ground, paid your tab, and headed back to the hotel, every single person working in the restaurant is still there. There is nobody else. And their night just started. You're five minutes away from passing out while they are cracking their first drink and sparking their first joint. Many a waitress has been knocked up by a bartender at 4:30 AM.
truth
I waited tables for yrs undergrad/postgrad
it was a challenge to not spend half of the nights tips and get in before sunrise
people in management pretty much never went home
hormones ooc
he blames the band?
CHEATER EXPOSED: Astronomer CEO Andy Bryon has issued a statement after getting caught on a JUMBOTRON that exposed an affair between himself and his HR director:"I want to acknowledge the moment that's been circulating online, and the disappointment it's caused.What was supposed to be a night of music and joy turned into a deeply personal mistake playing out on a very public stage. I want to sincerely apologize to my wife, my family, and the team at Astronomer. You deserve better from me as a partner, as a father, and as a leader.This is not who I want to be or how I want to represent the company I helped build. I'm taking time to reflect, to take accountability, and to figure out the next steps, personally and professionally. I ask for privacy as I navigate that process.I also want to express how troubling it is that what should have been a private moment became public without my consent. I respect artists and entertainers, but I hope we can all think more deeply about the impact of turning someone else's life into a spectacle.As a friend once sang: 'Lights will guide you home, and ignite your bones, and I will try to fix you."-Andy
as full of shit as his comments make him seem, if he loses his job he might have a promising career in politics
Some of you guys are gullible af. Twitter has been community noting all of these statement posts.
OMG The Phillies! Watch until at least halfway https://twitter.com/jasonfox29/status/1946366771373523177?s=46&t=IOyorPOJMSpYEjVpusC1qQ