Two inches at a time is rough.

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "that was f***ing awesome"
@bar-down You know what we need? Pants that come with waistlines in odd numbers. Skinny guys might not realize that once you hit 34 inches, you are limited to even numbers. Two inches at a time is rough. If you don't find just the right belt, you're stuck drilling a new hole somewhere in there. Or you just wear your pants too low or too high.
Goddammit, my waist is 35 1/4 inches. I need to be able to buy 35 1/4 inch pants. That's the only thing standing between me and looking good.
(Yes, I know I could go to a legit shop and get something tailored or altered, but if I can't afford frozen crab legs, I certainly can't afford bespoke clothing.)
Sweatpants or joggers.
Problem solved.
@bar-down Fuck, I don't know. They are plaid and they have little strings in the front like a bathing suit. WTF are "loungers?"
All I know is they fit and they are comfortable no matter how fat I am.
Sweatpants or joggers.
Problem solved.
Sweatpants.
I wear jeans at work. Otherwise I haven't worn anything but sweats or loungers in years (not counting a funeral I attended).
I switch into my pajamas within five minutes after I get home.
the only way to live iyam
@goat @unclemark my outlaws were/are really great. Real likable and funny. I guess I didn’t think about it but the last time I wore pajamas my ex wife bought them. Anyway her parents had lost power so they were staying at our house. I went upstairs and got on my pajamas and my FIL was sitting on the couch and he bust out laughing when he saw me in them and turned to his wife and said: honey! It’s Fred Mertz!!!! 🤣
Sweatpants or joggers.
Problem solved.
Sweatpants.
I wear jeans at work. Otherwise I haven't worn anything but sweats or loungers in years (not counting a funeral I attended).
I switch into my pajamas within five minutes after I get home.
And I wear them for 6 months!!!!! Because I can GD'it !!!
Morally Flexible. Kinda.
@bar-down Fuck, I don't know. They are plaid and they have little strings in the front like a bathing suit. WTF are "loungers?"
All I know is they fit and they are comfortable no matter how fat I am.
When worn outside the house, pajamas become loungers.
I must add that to qualify as loungers, you pajamas must have pockets. Not a patch pocket on the butt, either. It must be actual front pockets.
