Hate to be missing my friend, but until he makes it over, I thought I'd at least get the ball rolling with a tribute to SD. Let me see if I remember how this goes:

There was once a country boy who hated using the outhouse because it was hot in the summer and freezing in the winter…plus it stank.

So one day after a spring rain the creek was swollen so the little boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. He got a long pole and started tipping. Finally, the outhouse tipped over into the water.

That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper. Knowing this meant a spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad replied, “Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn’t it, son?”

He thought a moment and said, “Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn’t get into trouble because he told the truth.”

The dad replied, “Well, son, George Washington’s father wasn’t in that cherry tree when he chopped it down!”

And a lady or 3: