Truest thread title ever.
That's a HARD 42.
But
She's better then some of the 3 am pulls I had from back in the day.
@boogie Wrong! Somewhere in your mind you were already capable of going there. It’s why God kept Lars married. He knew. He knew he’d be a menace on those apps. Documentary worthy
@boogie Wrong! Somewhere in your mind you were already capable of going there. It’s why God kept Lars married. He knew. He knew he’d be a menace on those apps. Documentary worthy
I mean, Lars would have a Netflix special if he were single.
Me, been with the same lovely woman for over 20 years. I don't even know what a dating app looks like. The only swipe I do is on whatnot.
Most girls are an 8 at 3 in the morning at the bar.
Yeah, but I reckon a not so insignificant number of them have a penis...
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "that was f***ing awesome"
@bulk-vh Legit 8s and a 9+. The latter a lingerie model. All in the preferred age group. I’ve been conditioned. Today in that age group I could pull a 5 with a salvage title otherwise 3s and 4s. So forget it.
@bulk-vh I’m not paying attention explain. I’m at a Fing slide park bday party watching my kid kick a claw machine burning through god knows how much dough. He’s seconds away from losing it