The Enhanced Games: where doping is not only permitted but encouraged.
The IOC (International Olympic Committee) and WADA (World Anti-Doping Agency) statement:
"Promoting performance-enhancing substances and methods sends a dangerous message, especially to current and future generations of athletes. Such substances can lead to serious long-term health consequences, even death — and encouraging athletes to use them is utterly irresponsible and immoral. No level of sporting success is worth such a cost.”
Swimmer Isabella Arcila raised a concern with organizers that the drugs could affect her future fertility. She said they responded with an offer to pay to freeze her eggs. She took that deal, and the drugs.
Australian swimmer James Magnussen gained so much muscle that he began sinking in the pool and could no longer find a suit that fit. His PED protocol was adjusted.
Fortunately, the livestream numbers for this event were pretty shitty. There were technical issues, too. At one point the live feed froze for more than 10 minutes during a "highly anticipated women's snatch weightlifting event." Lol.
At the Enhanced Games, drugs don’t get athletes banned. They could get them rich. - Yahoo Sports
@big-ryan professional sports should be like this too! You make $50 mil a year everything is on the table. Roids PEDs I want them on everything!!!
Except for soccer. Keep it pure. Continue rewarding technical ability.@big-ryan professional sports should be like this too! You make $50 mil a year everything is on the table. Roids PEDs I want them on everything!!!
But football, yes. Please. Let the gladiators run freeeeeeeeeeee
Except for soccer. Keep it pure. Continue rewarding technical ability.@big-ryan professional sports should be like this too! You make $50 mil a year everything is on the table. Roids PEDs I want them on everything!!!
Anyway, I vote no enhancement in porn. It's dirtier that way.
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "that was f***ing awesome"
@boogie it's a sacrifice for making that kind of money and entertaining us. let's start with baseball. no one can hit. let's start seeing that ball fly out of the stadium. i want PEDS passed around in the dug out like dip
@boogie it's a sacrifice for making that kind of money and entertaining us. let's start with baseball. no one can hit. let's start seeing that ball fly out of the stadium. i want PEDS passed around in the dug out like dip
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@boogie it's a sacrifice for making that kind of money and entertaining us. let's start with baseball. no one can hit. let's start seeing that ball fly out of the stadium. i want PEDS passed around in the dug out like dip
https://img.mlbstatic.com/mlb-images/image/private/t_16x9/t_w1024/mlb/wafuflkl9glczzvoyaa5
Thank God someone got my joke.
@boogie it's a sacrifice for making that kind of money and entertaining us. let's start with baseball. no one can hit. let's start seeing that ball fly out of the stadium. i want PEDS passed around in the dug out like dip
Hat sizes better be going from 7 1/4 to 7 3/4 really quick.
it seems two of the biggest benefits for the correct PED‘s for soccer players would be rapid recovery time and more stamina in game. Sounds like that would increase the skill in a game because the best players would be able to play at their optimum more.
@hhlurker the biggest users of peds and people cheating are those right on the verge of making it. In any sport. And when you think about it it makes perfect sense
@bar-down changing the subject, but how do you cheat at soccer? Never thought about it till just now, but soccer seems kind of cheat-proof.