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I think I've told this story before, but when I was little,  my grandparents on my dad's side moved from fort wayne out to the country in Columbia City about a month or so before Halloween.  We'd visit them every other weekend or so, loved it out there, so much fun.

 

Weekend after their first Halloween, we go and there's three FULL bags of candy, each with a name on them for my sisters and I.  We were so excited, my dad not so much.  My grandfather then said, yeah, you can thank your grandma.  She bought all this forgetting we had moved. 

 

There wasn't another house within a mile or them.  

 

 


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Posted : 10/31/2025 9:08 am
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larsIU
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@joe_hoopsier Black balloons Black balloons!!!!


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Posted : 10/31/2025 10:49 am
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Joe_Hoopsier
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Posted by: @larsiu

@joe_hoopsier Black balloons Black balloons!!!!

 

I am totally sure that you have raised a totally emotional vrs logical and practical, balanced young lady. There is probably nothing that you really need to worry about.

You may even make the world record books, because you will have been the only father in the world to achieve this. 

She probably only suggested the sexually suggestive cloths, to check where the edges of her envelope is. Probably nothing to be concerned with. You do trust the boys around her, don't you?  

What are your thoughts on Immaculate Conception? It probably won't come up, but being prepared is always a good stance. 

Oh Crap, my 10 Grandkids are here. I gotta go. Good luck brother! It's all fine.  

 


If men were any more stupid, we would have breed for the extinction of women. Proof yet again that WE are the best thing they have going for them.

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BradStevens
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Posted by: @larsiu

@joe_hoopsier Black balloons Black balloons!!!!

 

I am totally sure that you have raised a totally emotional vrs logical and practical, balanced young lady. There is probably nothing that you really need to worry about.

You may even make the world record books, because you will have been the only father in the world to achieve this. 

She probably only suggested the sexually suggestive cloths, to check where the edges of her envelope is. Probably nothing to be concerned with. You do trust the boys around her, don't you?  

What are your thoughts on Immaculate Conception? It probably won't come up, but being prepared is always a good stance. 

Oh Crap, my 10 Grandkids are here. I gotta go. Good luck brother! It's all fine.  

 

I hate you.  

 


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Posted : 11/01/2025 11:28 am
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@bradstevens 🤣. Daughter. Two separate exes meeting at the police station for the kid swap. Quite possibly my favorite thing ever. The Joe hoopsier offspring are not to be trifled


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