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Ohio Guy
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49ers owner Jed York arrested over the weekend in a Youngstown, Ohio trailer park for soliciting a prostitute. 

The guy is married with two kids. Net worth is an estimated $500 million (for now). For the life of me I'll never understand why people in that type of position would so flippantly risk everything. 

How much of a dumbass do you think he felt like sitting in the back of a police cruiser in a freakin' trailer park in freakin' Youngstown (he's from Youngstown, which explains why he was there in the first place). 


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Topic starter Posted : 08/24/2026 3:23 pm
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@ohio-guy isn't his wife an ex-wife? Visiting a prostitute isn't something I would do, but if he is divorced/going through a divorce as I thought I have heard, it is a fairly minor transgression. As long as it is consensual, and of age, I don't care what people do with their sex organs.


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Posted : 08/24/2026 5:14 pm
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Agree, he is going through a divorce, so I don't have a problem with two willing adults trading money for sex. Women's rights and all that...

GOtta be awful for his kids though. Gonna be made fun of for a long time


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Posted : 08/24/2026 5:25 pm
Ohio Guy
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Posted by: @arthur-dent

@ohio-guy isn't his wife an ex-wife? Visiting a prostitute isn't something I would do, but if he is divorced/going through a divorce as I thought I have heard, it is a fairly minor transgression. As long as it is consensual, and of age, I don't care what people do with their sex organs.

I just looked it up and he did file for divorce a few months prior to this. I missed that earlier.

You're also right that as long as it's consensual and all parties are of age, then no harm, no foul. He did get arrested in a trailer park. You'd think a guy with an estimated net worth of $500 million would do a better job of avoiding all that. 

 


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Topic starter Posted : 08/24/2026 5:26 pm
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Posted by: @ohio-guy

You're also right that as long as it's consensual and all parties are of age, then no harm, no foul. He did get arrested in a trailer park. You'd think a guy with an estimated net worth of $500 million would do a better job of avoiding all that. 

The article reads like it might have been a sting.


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Posted : 08/24/2026 6:10 pm
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Posted by: @unclemark

Posted by: @ohio-guy

You're also right that as long as it's consensual and all parties are of age, then no harm, no foul. He did get arrested in a trailer park. You'd think a guy with an estimated net worth of $500 million would do a better job of avoiding all that. 

The article reads like it might have been a sting.

Totally a sting.  The article I saw earlier mentioned some sort of a joint sex trafficking task force that was running an operation on some website known for prostitution.

 


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Posted : 08/24/2026 7:51 pm
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Posted by: @unclemark

Posted by: @ohio-guy

You're also right that as long as it's consensual and all parties are of age, then no harm, no foul. He did get arrested in a trailer park. You'd think a guy with an estimated net worth of $500 million would do a better job of avoiding all that. 

The article reads like it might have been a sting.

That's how I read it.

 


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Posted : 08/24/2026 8:00 pm
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Posted by: @hooky

Posted by: @unclemark

Posted by: @ohio-guy

You're also right that as long as it's consensual and all parties are of age, then no harm, no foul. He did get arrested in a trailer park. You'd think a guy with an estimated net worth of $500 million would do a better job of avoiding all that. 

The article reads like it might have been a sting.

Totally a sting.  The article I saw earlier mentioned some sort of a joint sex trafficking task force that was running an operation on some website known for prostitution.

 

Many many moons ago I worked at an establishment that looked out on a massive parking lot of a Marsh supermarket in a rather down trodden part of the east side of Indy. IMPD would do prostitution stings in the lot using a female officer as bait. She was relatively hot (first giveaway) but all these dudes would fall for it. Record for a single day that I saw was 7. And they'd just line their cars up in the parking lot and haul them off to get booked. Of course, they got out a short time after being booked and the walk of shame back to the car (or cab ride of shame) was, I gotta say it, depressingly hilarious. Luckily, this was mid aughts so their wives probably couldn't track their location obsessively and wonder where the fuck they were at 1p on a random Tuesday. 

 


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Posted : 08/25/2026 10:41 am
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Posted by: @larsiu

Posted by: @hooky

Posted by: @unclemark

Posted by: @ohio-guy

You're also right that as long as it's consensual and all parties are of age, then no harm, no foul. He did get arrested in a trailer park. You'd think a guy with an estimated net worth of $500 million would do a better job of avoiding all that. 

The article reads like it might have been a sting.

Totally a sting.  The article I saw earlier mentioned some sort of a joint sex trafficking task force that was running an operation on some website known for prostitution.

 

Many many moons ago I worked at an establishment that looked out on a massive parking lot of a Marsh supermarket in a rather down trodden part of the east side of Indy. IMPD would do prostitution stings in the lot using a female officer as bait. She was relatively hot (first giveaway) but all these dudes would fall for it. Record for a single day that I saw was 7. And they'd just line their cars up in the parking lot and haul them off to get booked. Of course, they got out a short time after being booked and the walk of shame back to the car (or cab ride of shame) was, I gotta say it, depressingly hilarious. Luckily, this was mid aughts so their wives probably couldn't track their location obsessively and wonder where the fuck they were at 1p on a random Tuesday. 

 


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Posted : 08/25/2026 10:56 am
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Posted by: @hooky

 


robert kraft fan GIF by Boston Celtics

 

 

Hey, some dudes like the 49'ers owner just want to get an old fashioned from a trailer park prostitute while others like Krafty Bob prefer to frequent the A-1 Golden Dragon #1 Happy Bang Bang VIP 8 Lucky Smiling Panda Massage, Nail and Dim Sum spot to get a side of pot stickers and human trafficking with their happy ending.

 


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Posted : 08/25/2026 11:28 am
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Sting, huh? 

If he’s from Youngstown I was imagining him hooking up with some hot girl from the other side of the tracks that he couldn’t touch when he was a teenager.


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Posted : 08/25/2026 11:38 am
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Posted by: @all4you

Posted by: @hooky

 


robert kraft fan GIF by Boston Celtics

 

 

Hey, some dudes like the 49'ers owner just want to get an old fashioned from a trailer park prostitute while others like Krafty Bob prefer to frequent the A-1 Golden Dragon #1 Happy Bang Bang VIP 8 Lucky Smiling Panda Massage, Nail and Dim Sum spot to get a side of pot stickers and human trafficking with their happy ending.

 

Cheap bastards. Lord. You pay a prostitute for three things: 

 

1. Hygiene

2. Discretion

3. Leaving

There are services for this. Trying to pinch pennies everywhere. See what happens. 

 


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Posted : 08/25/2026 11:40 am
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Do trailer parks offer groupon deals?  Mark??


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Posted : 08/25/2026 5:22 pm
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