Mark. You get that pipe over to Meridian?
Never got the order Joe
BULLSHIT YOU!!!! Hold on. Your ice is cracking brother.
Im looking at my phone nothin.
Sent it to Ex number 2. She was on my ass and I hit the wrong god damn chain. Need you to hustle over there now for me.
Joe there’s three feet of snow and it’s 9 pm
Mark. You get that pipe over to Meridian?
Never got the order Joe
BULLSHIT YOU!!!! Hold on. Your ice is cracking brother.
Im looking at my phone nothin.
Sent it to Ex number 2. She was on my ass and I hit the wrong god damn chain. Need you to hustle over there now for me.
Joe there’s three feet of snow and it’s 9 pm
Rule #1 - never deliver pipe to an ex.
Rule #2 - north of 96th street (eg. Carmel), it's called US 31. You're welcome.
@jdb Mark got a delivery for ya. 2:30. Kroger. Grab my daughter and take her home. Thanks!
@sharinincarmel How coincidental. My new delivery driver, whom I am very quickly becoming very tired of her bullshit, is named.... Jessica.
It checks out!
What all is involved in being your delivery driver?
Well currently it seems;
Bitching & Moaning that the truck smells weird, The truck goes to 3,500rpm before shifting into high gear. YOU guys didn't strap my load correctly AGAIN, I'm in the middle of Montana (after leaving from Gosport) and I have 2 loose freakin straps....... "I had my first Menopause symptoms this morning" (NOPE I am not making that up!!!)
I'll take an application, but don't High ball me, I know what I've got !!
Morally Flexible. Kinda.
"I had my first Menopause symptoms this morning"
@joe_hoopsier
I'll take "Words McM will never hear" for $2,000 Alex.
@sharinincarmel How coincidental. My new delivery driver, whom I am very quickly becoming very tired of her bullshit, is named.... Jessica.
It checks out!
What all is involved in being your delivery driver?
Well currently it seems;
Bitching & Moaning that the truck smells weird, The truck goes to 3,500rpm before shifting into high gear. YOU guys didn't strap my load correctly AGAIN, I'm in the middle of Montana (after leaving from Gosport) and I have 2 loose freakin straps....... "I had my first Menopause symptoms this morning" (NOPE I am not making that up!!!)
I'll take an application, but don't High ball me, I know what I've got !!
I can do all those things except the menopause thing. I'm long past that. Otherwise, sounds good. I don't even need to be on your health care plan.
@unclemark I think you are already on MY healthcare plan, aren't you? 
hahahaha sorry, It was low hanging fruit!
Morally Flexible. Kinda.
@unclemark I think you are already on MY healthcare plan, aren't you?
Just keep paying, Joe. Just keep paying. Otherwise I'll change my name to Marco and go on welfare.
@joe_hoopsier Joe I read your quick wit; match it up with the absurdity of whatever you’re hauling with straps, and can’t help but think only a woman could torpedo this rocket
It's the 3rd, 5 day trip in a row, that she has SUDDENLY developed problems, 2 days away from the shop. Want's to come home, get another truck and go back, turning a 5 day paid trip into a 9 paid day trip.
I'm on to her shit and just say, keep driving and I'll call you back, I'm getting another call. And then I DON't. She makes it home fine every time.
Thank God that I didn't "close this deal" !
Morally Flexible. Kinda.
@joe_hoopsier It’s too much. Can her. Hire @unclemark. He’s a woke cuck but he’s still an old man. He’ll show without bullshit. It’s deeply inculcated- beneath the woke BS.
@joe_hoopsier It’s too much. Can her. Hire @unclemark. He’s a woke cuck but he’s still an old man. He’ll show without bullshit. It’s deeply inculcated- beneath the woke BS.
Marc would kill it, I have zero doubt what so ever.
But I'm only sending him to ;
Chicago downtown
Baltimore.. deep Baltimore
Philly, well just about everywhere is a shit hole.
Hoboken, Jersey.
Just out of principle.
Morally Flexible. Kinda.