@unclemark I'm fairly certain they are endangered by the fact that they have no interest in having sex.

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turns out being 5’1”, 275 (in HS, not now of course) allows you to play varsity baseball

As an ump?

Reffing isn’t playing. I had a small strike zone and some pop when I got ahold of one. Wasn’t great at 1B given the lack of range.

 

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@jdb I just go by youth soccer and it was 100 percent my gen that ruined it.  It was yet another opportunity I missed

I played multiple, real sports

 

Like bowling?

 

turns out being 5’1”, 275 (in HS, not now of course) allows you to play varsity baseball and fullback.

 

Pure muscle.  

 

All cock

 

 

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Anything they climb up they will fall out of. Backwards

we had a family of raccoons that we caught one at a time in a have-a-heart. Took them out to Griffy to release them. The mother was so stressed out when we opened the gate she jumped up the first tree she saw, which happened to be a very tall but dead tree with practically no bark on it. She scrambled up to the top and then simply lost her grip and fell and landed on her back and then waddled away. It was a bit tragic. But also hilarious. I wondered if she had organ damage from that fall. A cat would’ve landed on its feet.