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Posted by: @dbmhoosier
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How do you fail to execute someone?  Unreal.

https://twitter.com/EricLDaugh/status/2105618143221547204

Christa Pike is definitely hotter than AOC with or without head. 

 


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Posted : 10/01/2026 3:44 pm
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Posted by: @spartans9312
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Are there no ropes in Tennessee?

Christ, a pike. 

 


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Posted : 10/01/2026 3:47 pm
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apparently she had a blood disorder that made it tough to draw blood.

Seems like knowing that, they should have come up with a better way of killing her.

Pretty stupid to halt all executioners simply because they were dumb.


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Posted : 10/01/2026 3:52 pm
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Posted by: @jdb
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We should take it as a sign to drop them from a plane without a chute.

About a year before my ex-wife and I split, we were talking about wills, final arrangements, etc. For some reason, I can't settle on what should be done when I die. I would joke with her about all sorts of things. The last thing I told her was  I wanted to have my body dropped out of a plane near where everyone I knew was having a party/wake so they could see what it would look like when I splattered all over the pavement. 

I'm pretty sure that's the last thing I told her. I don't know how legally binding that is, but I probably come up with some more official and realistic plans. 


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Posted : 10/01/2026 4:30 pm
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Posted by: @hhlurker
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Christa Pike is definitely hotter than AOC with or without head. 

This is might be the worst take I've ever seen on this board. 


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Posted : 10/01/2026 4:33 pm
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Posted by: @ohio-guy
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Posted by: @jdb
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We should take it as a sign to drop them from a plane without a chute.

About a year before my ex-wife and I split, we were talking about wills, final arrangements, etc. For some reason, I can't settle on what should be done when I die. I would joke with her about all sorts of things. The last thing I told her was  I wanted to have my body dropped out of a plane near where everyone I knew was having a party/wake so they could see what it would look like when I splattered all over the pavement. 

I'm pretty sure that's the last thing I told her. I don't know how legally binding that is, but I probably come up with some more official and realistic plans. 

Give a lot of people you know PTSD.

 


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Posted : 10/01/2026 4:38 pm
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Posted by: @ohio-guy
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This is might be the worst take I've ever seen on this board. 

Better or worse than you taking it seriously?

 


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Posted : 10/01/2026 4:55 pm
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Posted : 10/01/2026 5:01 pm
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Posted by: @ohio-guy
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Posted by: @jdb
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We should take it as a sign to drop them from a plane without a chute.

About a year before my ex-wife and I split, we were talking about wills, final arrangements, etc. For some reason, I can't settle on what should be done when I die. I would joke with her about all sorts of things. The last thing I told her was  I wanted to have my body dropped out of a plane near where everyone I knew was having a party/wake so they could see what it would look like when I splattered all over the pavement. 

I'm pretty sure that's the last thing I told her. I don't know how legally binding that is, but I probably come up with some more official and realistic plans. 

The HOA is going to be pissed.

Though if you are going to go that route, might as well have them fill your body cavity with wrapped candy first so the HOA folks wont get a chance to break out the squeegee until the kids have picked through every part of your splattered corpse for those full size snickers bars.

 


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Posted : 10/01/2026 5:10 pm
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Posted by: @hurryinghoosiers
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apparently she had a blood disorder that made it tough to draw blood.

Seems like knowing that, they should have come up with a better way of killing her.

Pretty stupid to halt all executioners simply because they were dumb.

Caller on Clay & Buck, claiming to be a retired anesthetist, said it was no doubt simply a bad IV -- they didn't get the needle into a vein correctly, and the poison was just pushed in between muscle and skin. Makes a much sense (to me) as anything. 

 


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Posted : 10/01/2026 6:35 pm
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@squeakyclean 

Back in late 18th century France, a lawyer, a priest and an engineer were in line to be executed by guillotine.  The lawyer was place in position, the executioner released the blade,, and the blade stopped just inches from the lawyers throat.  The officials said go, you may live.  The lawyer yelled he was innocent and took off.  Then the priest was positioned, the blade released, same  result. The officials said you may live just go.  As he left, the priest said his faith saved him. Then the engineer was placed.  As he looked up at the blade, he told the executioner, “ ah, I see the problem.”  


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Posted : 10/01/2026 7:24 pm
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@ohio-guy 

Doesn't Ohio have laws about littering?  


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Posted : 10/01/2026 7:29 pm
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Posted by: @co-hoosier
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@ohio-guy 

Doesn't Ohio have laws about littering?  

Hmmm, which would be the applicable charge, littering or loitering?

 


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Posted : 10/01/2026 8:46 pm
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Posted by: @goat
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When an execution fails, we should take it as a sign that this person shouldn't be executed. 

A sign from whom?

 


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Posted : 10/01/2026 9:15 pm
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Posted by: @qparker
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Posted by: @goat
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When an execution fails, we should take it as a sign that this person shouldn't be executed. 

A sign from whom?

 

The Jewish G-d.

 

(Romans 12.19)

 


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