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They are now suing, claiming ICE enforcement of immigration laws in Minnesota is an unconstitutional invasion. It’s a loser. So is the next step secession so they can create their own borders and immigration laws? 

 


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Topic starter Posted : 01/12/2026 10:22 pm
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OneEyedUndertaker
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Wait for word that JDB made it out & then nuke ‘em.  It’s the only way to be sure….

But seriously, don’t sweat it, @ohio-guy says that stuff isn’t what they stand for anymore, it must be some kind of misunderstanding.


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Posted : 01/12/2026 10:29 pm
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Posted by: @oneeyedundertaker

Wait for word that JDB made it out & then nuke ‘em.  It’s the only way to be sure….

But seriously, don’t sweat it, @ohio-guy says that stuff isn’t what they stand for anymore, it must be some kind of misunderstanding.


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Posted : 01/12/2026 11:18 pm
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Posted by: @oneeyedundertaker

Wait for word that JDB made it out & then nuke ‘em.  It’s the only way to be sure….

But seriously, don’t sweat it, @ohio-guy says that stuff isn’t what they stand for anymore, it must be some kind of misunderstanding.

It's literally just MTIOTF speculating for humorous effect. It's not anyone standing for anything. Jesus, people. Take a goddamn pill.

 


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Posted : 01/12/2026 11:58 pm
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Posted by: @myteamisonthefloor

They are now suing, claiming ICE enforcement of immigration laws in Minnesota is an unconstitutional invasion. It’s a loser. So is the next step secession so they can create their own borders and immigration laws? 

 

Maybe 47 can swing a three-way trade?

US gets Greenland, Canada gets Minnesota, and Denmark gets a Canadian province to be named later. Win-win-win.

 


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Posted : 01/13/2026 12:02 am
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Posted by: @bradstevens

Posted by: @myteamisonthefloor

They are now suing, claiming ICE enforcement of immigration laws in Minnesota is an unconstitutional invasion. It’s a loser. So is the next step secession so they can create their own borders and immigration laws? 

 

Maybe 47 can swing a three-way trade?

US gets Greenland, Canada gets Minnesota, and Denmark gets a Canadian province to be named later. Win-win-win.

 

I'm down. In the CFL, the Vikes might actually win a title.

 


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Posted : 01/13/2026 12:03 am
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Posted by: @oneeyedundertaker

Wait for word that JDB made it out & then nuke ‘em.  It’s the only way to be sure….

But seriously, don’t sweat it, @ohio-guy says that stuff isn’t what they stand for anymore, it must be some kind of misunderstanding.

It's literally just MTIOTF speculating for humorous effect. It's not anyone standing for anything. Jesus, people. Take a goddamn pill.

 

We know 😪 One thing socialists never do is leave people alone.  They'd have to produce their own shit then, which sucks a lot more than just taking it.  

 


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Posted : 01/13/2026 8:04 am
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It's probably not in the best interests of the US to have states secede that take in far less federal dollars than they contribute, economically. 

The most deadbeat states tend to be the MAGA strongholds. 9 of the top 10, IIRC...


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Posted : 01/13/2026 1:37 pm
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Posted by: @bradstevens

Posted by: @myteamisonthefloor

They are now suing, claiming ICE enforcement of immigration laws in Minnesota is an unconstitutional invasion. It’s a loser. So is the next step secession so they can create their own borders and immigration laws? 

 

Maybe 47 can swing a three-way trade?

US gets Greenland, Canada gets Minnesota, and Denmark gets a Canadian province to be named later. Win-win-win.

 

Give them the newfies...

 


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Posted : 01/13/2026 3:38 pm
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@shooter Good idea. We love our tax dollars supporting Somali terrorists!


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Posted : 01/13/2026 3:57 pm
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Posted by: @oneeyedundertaker

Wait for word that JDB made it out & then nuke ‘em.  It’s the only way to be sure….

But seriously, don’t sweat it, @ohio-guy says that stuff isn’t what they stand for anymore, it must be some kind of misunderstanding.

If we can just refine the Nuke to the city limits of MPLS and St. Paul - that should take care of the problem

 


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Posted : 01/13/2026 4:24 pm
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Posted by: @bradstevens

Posted by: @myteamisonthefloor

They are now suing, claiming ICE enforcement of immigration laws in Minnesota is an unconstitutional invasion. It’s a loser. So is the next step secession so they can create their own borders and immigration laws? 

 

Maybe 47 can swing a three-way trade?

US gets Greenland, Canada gets Minnesota, and Denmark gets a Canadian province to be named later. Win-win-win.

 

I'm down. In the CFL, the Vikes might actually win a title.

 

They will find a way to choke. BTW, Hunter has been a beast on Houston.

 


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Posted : 01/13/2026 4:25 pm
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Posted by: @myteamisonthefloor

They are now suing, claiming ICE enforcement of immigration laws in Minnesota is an unconstitutional invasion. It’s a loser. So is the next step secession so they can create their own borders and immigration laws? 

 

When you have a Gov and mayor (MPLS) getting pegged on the reg... things are going how you'd expect.

 


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Posted : 01/13/2026 4:28 pm
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Posted by: @shooter

It's probably not in the best interests of the US to have states secede that take in far less federal dollars than they contribute, economically. 

The most deadbeat states tend to be the MAGA strongholds. 9 of the top 10, IIRC...

7th best per capita balance of payments!

 


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Posted : 01/13/2026 4:29 pm
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Posted by: @myteamisonthefloor

They are now suing, claiming ICE enforcement of immigration laws in Minnesota is an unconstitutional invasion. It’s a loser. So is the next step secession so they can create their own borders and immigration laws? 

 

About as likely as Texas seceding when they didn't like how Biden's administration was running things.

 

Although at least they weren't being murdered by ICE agents.  so there is that.

 


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Posted : 01/13/2026 5:09 pm
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